The Attack of the Rocking Chair

[Christine]

Dis is Stetson. I got a pwoblem. We have dis chair, an' I don't think it likes me. I jumped up in it, an' it bucked me right off! I was sooo surprised! I stared at it, but it didn't come after me, so I did a BT 500 an' tried jumping up again. Dis time it bucked but didn't throw me. I don't know. I don't think dis is nice. Are chairs supposed to toss little puppies to da ground? Are dere any spiteful chairs in your house, too? Will it come after me while I sleep?

[BarbK]

Stetson, dis is Baxter. I fink dat chair sounds berry scary, but I don't fink it can come after you when you sweep. My mom has a chair sortof wike dat, but it don't buck anymore - sometin about too much midity in here made da chair swell up or someting. If I was you I fink I would just stay far away fwom dat chair dough.

[lucysmom]

Stetson, tell your momma to take a picture of you in the scary chair, cuz we think it will be cute!!!!

[Swamp Juice]

OHHH stesoooooon! dis is Cawoline... my MeMe has a chaiw like dat! I am still too wittle to jump on it, but if you walk awound to the back of it while MeMe is in it ,it will BITE you on the paws! OUCH! It huwts! Then you gets lots of kisses fwom Mommie and MeMe!

[Christine]

I fink you're right, Baxter. I watched dat chair last night an' it didn't come after me in da night. Mebby it saw me watching it.

Carowine, dat sounds tewwible! Mine goes back an' forth like it wants to bite my paws, too! I must watch this scary chair so's it doesn't hurt me.

Lucy's Mom, my momma habes wots of twubble taking an' posting pictures. Mebbe if I getses lots of courage I'll go sit in the berry scary chair. But I fink it's not a nice chair an' doesn't like puppies.