Comin outta da clawset!

[Duke-meister]

Hiya Bosley,

My name's Duke an I'm a fetch-a-holic.

I can no longer pertend or hide it. I'm obersessed wit fetchin my ball. I would do it at night or at day, in da sun or da rain, I'd do it alone if'n I could!

My probwem is dat my people don't always wanna trow da ball fer me. I twy eberyting! I put it in dair lap an wook at dem wit my saddest face. Most of da time, dey trow it, but sometimes dey say "not now Duke" or after a while dey say "that's enough Duke". I want dem to trow it ALL da time, ober and ober and ober and ober again!!!

Pwease hewlp Bosley!!

Tanks~~
Duke

[alison]

dude, I'm sowwy dat yer peoples don't want to frow it for you all da time....sounds wike you've twied eberyfing! mebbe ovver dogs on dis board will see dis and mebbe know somefing! sorry man!

Boswey

[BarbK]

Hey Duke, Baxter here. Hab you twied pwaying dead when yer peoples wont frow for you? It works for me anytime I want tention fwom my mom.

[Zoeysmom]

Hey Duke, wet me tell you what wokes for me. I sit and stare at my momma wif my ball in my mouth....if dat doesn't work, den I will jump up on da couch and drop in in her lap and stare at her some more....and if dat doesn't work, then I politely skwatch her arm (eber so gently) two times and bat my wittle eyes at her. It works wike a charm ebery time. Her can't say no to dat! Maybe dat will work for you.... Good Luck

[Loves Lucy]

Duke
Hi I am Miss Barky McBigmouth, can you guess what I do!!!!!
sometimes it works. sometimes I get squirted with water
Bax you are killing me that is a riot

[Barbara S]

Hey Duke, dis is Buttons. I gots da same pwoblem you do. I could pway, pway, and pway with my ball or any toy. My mommy and daddy do the same fing. Not now, later. If you find somefin dat works pwease let me know.

[Duke-meister]

Bosley brudder, da ting up top dair says you get results! You've got to know somefin!!

Baxter, your idea is pawsome! Only probwem is I don't know how to pway dead. :(

Zoey, dat works for you cuz you're so pretty (blush). I've tried all dat. Sometimes it works. My people are stubborn though.

Miss Barky McBigmouth, I'll twy dat. I lub WATER, maybe I'll get squirted too! :)

Tanks eberyone! You all are the bestest!!

[Duke-meister]

:Tup: Buttons, I sure will let you know!

[BarbK]

Hey der Duke, Baxter here agen. Wet me show you how you do it, it's wike dis:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/baxtersmom/bangbang1.jpg

Mebbe it will work for you. It gets my mum ebery time, hahahaha, she cums to check to see if I am bweathing, den she kisses me all ober, den she frows whateber toy I have cwosest to me. Go for it Duke, you can do it I just know you can!!!

[Duke-meister]

Baxter, you cwack me up man! That is weally cool! I will hafta twy dat! Tanks!!!!!

[bt_luvr]

AWWW BX that's so adorible! that would get me everytime too!!

Hey Duke, Ozzy here.. let me tell you how its done.. when you've tried EVERY way of getting attention out of yer people's and they don't listen to you'z, here's what you do man.. you pretend like you gotta stretch real bad and you use any part of their body.. their leg, their arm, their nice leather couch.. whatever.. and you stretch while you scratch all the way down back to the ground.. it may generate negative attention.. but its attention either way!! and then when they're mad you give them your saddest face EVA and they totally melt man... you gotta try'z it! it works for me even though appareantly my mums trying to teach me outa it, I'm still winning for now ha ha!